Knock, Knock Mother......

With thanks to my sister I am now the proud owner of a large metal cock.



Knock, Knock Mother Fucker



Baby Beyonce: I wonder if anyone is home?

 

Baby Beyonce: Hi! I'm new in town. Can we be friends?
Sally the Gargoyle: What are you? I can't even look at you; you're horrible.

Well played Right Handed Mitten. Well played.

Explaination for those who do not speak fluent Jen: 

#1) Immediately goto your favourite bookseller and purchase the totally awesome book: "Let's pretend this never happened. (A Mostly True Memoir)" by Jenny Lawson

#2) Read the book. Right now! No, I'll wait.

#3) Now goto her blog page: www.TheBloggess.com 

#4) Read this: Learn to pick your battles. This should bring you up to speed.

#5) You are now equipped to deal with all of the information above.

You're welcome.